Wednesday, February 1, 2017

310 - Scissor One

Why do they call it a "pair" of scissors? One scissor doesn't cut it. It
doesn't cut anything. I can understand a "pair" of pants, since pants are
merely short for pant-legs. But scissors? I mean, come on: who uses one
scissor? You can't buy just one scissor. The most you could use one scissor
for, and that's only if you break the "pair", is as a box cutter.